This is a message to all men. When you use toilets, especially unisex large toilets please can you put the lid back because I tried to sit on a toilet seat earlier this week and ended up in it.
I probably should have checked the seat was down before I sat on it.
I probably should have better balance.
I probably could have waited until I got home.
But I didn’t and as a result I ended up with a wet bum.
That is all.